In a move that has sent Skin Central into an unprecedented spiral of sexual confusion, GQ has named Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig and Friends with Benefits star Mila Kunis as two of its “Men of the Year.” I mean, sure, we’ve taken GQ into the bathroom plenty of times, but the Men of the Year issue? It’s all very baffling.
Mila is “The Knockout,” a logical choice that does a lot to alleviate the befuddlement in our boxers. But Kristen has been dubbed “The Bro,” a choice that is explained- sort of- by her Bridesmaids co-star Jon Hamm’s accompanying essay:
“But it was inspiring to watch Kristen quarterback the team, be the cheerleader and decisionmaker, and then get in front of the camera and be hilarious. And surprising…Kristen is incredibly shy; she has her hoodie pulled up and her sleeves pulled over her hands. But this is a woman who wore coconuts on her tits on SNL; she can go to the craziest, most grotesque places on the planet in character,” Hamm says.
Well,there is a definite quarterback/bro connection, and we have seen bros wearing coconuts on their tits a time or two, so we’ll allow it. In fact, this may explain why Kristen’s never gotten nude on screen- no one ever thought to ask in her native language of bro-speak:
Yo Kristen, could you do us a solid and take off ur bra, bra? That would be uber-sick.
See more from sexy comedienne Kristen Wiig right here at MrSkin.com, bro!
Thanksgiving is usually celebrated with a nice roasted turkey, but Skin Central would like to suggest an alternative, skinspired by 90210‘s AnnaLynne McCord and what may very well be the upskirt of the year (look between her thighs, dummy):
How about giving spanks this November with a tuna taco with extra fur? From the looks of it, if you wanna get under AnnaLynne’s skin, you gotta like it fuzzy.
Members can see more from sexy soap star AnnaLynne McCord right here at MrSkin.com!
Is there anyone more deserving of the “MILF” title than Demi Moore?
Demi’s been off the skin scene for a while now, but now that she’s filing for divorce from younger hubby Ashton Kutcher (he’s 15 years her junior), we’re hoping this wild cat will decide to bare her claws once more.
Join Skin Central after the jump for the breast of Demi Moore!
Amanda’s bikini top and short-shorts are pretty exciting all on their own, but check out the title of the book she’s holding in her hands (HINT: just to the left of the boobs)…it’s Ordeal, the autobiography of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace!
Amanda’s been in talks to replace Olivia Wilde in the upcoming biopic Lovelace, and while this isn’t skinfinitive proof she’ll be taking the role, it does show that she’s doing her homework.
Study HARD with Amanda Seyfried, right here at MrSkin.com!