Monthly Archives: March 2011
Boobalicious blonde Barbara Crampton, star of 80′s horror flicks great (Re-Animator, 1985) and not so great (Chopping Mall, 1986), is returning to the horror game with You’re Next, which started principal photography in Missouri this week. It’s not yet clear what part she’ll be playing in the film, directed by Adam Wingard, but production company Snoot Entertainment promises “a fresh spin” on the typically brutal and intense home invasion subgenre (think Funny Games or High Tension):
“In ‘You’re Next’ the Davison family comes under attack from a terrifying group of sadistic murderers during a family reunion getaway. Barricaded in their secluded vacation home, they fight off a barrage of axes, crossbows and machetes from both inside and outside the house. However, the masked killers didn’t count on Erin (Vinson), the young girlfriend of the eldest Davison son whose mysterious past has made her very difficult to kill.“
Barbara has been working mostly in soap operas for the past decade, so fright fans who have been missing her lovely face (and awesome anatomy)- like Mr. Skin- are looking forward to her return to scream queen form. But will she bare those fabulous funbags, now aged to perfection like a fine wine? It would be downright sadistic not to!
Check out the very breast of Barbara with our brand spanking new Barbara Crampton: 80s Scream Queen Nude playlist!
Bob Lane is (or dreams of being) a private detective with a secretary Cynthia with whom he has sex on the office desk. He dreams of saving Tatiana from burglars and receiving her gratitude in physical form. His secretary has sex with the gasman to avoid paying the bill. Nightclub singer Diane is having an affair with an older man, Freddy Raclay. They play games where she is a dominatrix. Freddy’s wife Edwige is having an affair with Raoul and experiments with anal sex with him and her husband. Diane is kidnapped by two gangsters who have sex with her (faked DP). She is rescued by Tatiana, but they have a fight and g/g session in the mud before being hosed down by Bob. In the end it all turns out to be his dream.
Director: Jean-Luc Brunet
Believe it or not, in the 5 days since our last update, the number of Mr. Skin’s playlists has sexploded to 604! Our head writer Mcbeardo has stopped eating, drinking, bathing, and sleeping and has spent the entire week hunched down over his computer, creating more and more playlists for you to get your jackoff jollies. Won’t you oblige him by watching one? Or two? Or 604?
We’ve got brand spanking new actress playlists for every taste- been holding 16 candles for Molly Ringwald since the ‘80s? Or Weird Science uberhottie Kelly LeBrock? Everhard for Angie Everhart? We’ve got a playlist for that.
Breast man? How do the massive melons of Doira Baird or Dolly’s pneumatic cousin Julia Parton suit your fapping fancy? Oh, so the willowy supermodel is more your type. Presenting tall drinks of water Margaux Hemingway, Elle Macpherson and Paulina Porizkova for your pulling pleasure.
We’ve got Marion Cotillard and Audrey Tatou to teach you about l’affairs d’amour, and Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi to spice up your life. We’ve got Bond babes from Ursula Andress to Olga Kurylenko, and brawlin’ broads in our Linda Hamilton, Lucy Lawless and Barbarian Babes in the Buff playlists. And this is but a mere sampling of our very newest playlists- there is so, so much more to see! So come on down to Mr. Skin’s playlists page- it’ll lift more than your spirits!
Erica Boyer – Another Golden Age of Porn superstar! All you have to do is look at these images and you get the idea! She was a nasty, filthy slut who loved to fuck on film, enjoy!